If you’ve been walking around feeling like the world stopped making sense a while ago — like you’re doing your best to stay afloat in a place that keeps changing the rules — then Hard Boiled Cabbage might be exactly the story you’ve been craving.

It’s not just a hard-boiled mystery.
It’s not just absurd humor.
It’s not just grit and heart and strange characters trying to survive a stranger world.

It’s a mirror.

A funhouse mirror, sure — but one that reflects something real:
that feeling of trying to hold onto your dignity when everything around you feels chaotic, unpredictable, or downright surreal.

If you’ve ever:

• Felt like you’re living in a Dick Tracy story without the trench coat 
• Wondered why the world feels so bizarre lately 
• Needed a break that actually pulls you out of your head 
• Wanted a story that’s weird enough to be fun but honest enough to hit home 

…then this book was written for you.

Hard Boiled Cabbage is the kind of story that lets you laugh at the absurdity, feel the heart beneath the chaos, and walk away thinking, “Okay… maybe I’m not the only one trying to make sense of all this.”

And on March 2nd, the book finally arrives.

If you’re ready for something different — something that doesn’t fit in a box, something that gives you escape and resonance — grab it on release day.

PROMO:

For the 1^st 50 people who buy AND leave a review, I’ll send a complementary gift. Just email me a screenshot of your purchase confirmation and your published review at: Storyteller@LightMindedArts.com

👉 Releases March 2nd
👉 Available in Audiobook too!

Upcoming Book Signings (Utah):

March 14^th   Barnes & Noble – Sugarhouse Location : 11:00 am – 3:00 pm

April 25^th       Barnes & Noble – Sandy Location: Noon – 3:00 pm

1. Book Links:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hard-boiled-cabbage-brent-lindstrom/1148353176

2. Ebook Links:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hard-boiled-cabbage-brent-lindstrom/1148353176

3. Audiobook Links: